Diamonds are Forever
September 27th, 2006 by APK
Via The NY Daily News: He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom “Saved by the Bell.” But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the 
star of his very own sex tape.
Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.
We can’t get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a “Dirty Sanchez.”
For those that do not know what a Dirty Sanchez is, it is… well I’ll let wikipedia tell you: Dirty Sanchez is a noun phrase describing the result of one partner having a “moustache” made primarily of fecal matter, applied by the finger or penis of the other sexual partner.
Got that?
All right. Now let us put together this whole thing and see what we get!
Dustin Diamond + Sex tape + Dirty Sanchez = 
Yeah, I mean where is Elizabeth Berkley in all of this?
** Flagged down
** Some stuff and a one act play.
** The Mr. T Prayer
** Elfed
** Play ball with pigskin
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