Captain Kirk responds to the new movie’s trailer…

No sound needed, just… follow the dialogue. What the… I mean… really?!

Consensual? Did the elephant rape the rhino? Do they love each other? Why are we all looking at this? I HAVE NO ANSWERS FOR YOU!

Coming soon: Far more free fiction. As in, I am fairly sure, a story every month. I will work out this month’s story soon. But more free stuff soon. Between free fiction every month and a webcomic and … well. You won’t be able to escape. Muah-ha-ha!

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Here is a 64-part (still just one guy) a capella version of Thriller.

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So I am starting a new novella this week. I’m excited. It promises to be full of action and adventure and hope and fun. A lot of fun. A ton of fun. More fun than you can … no I can shake a stick pretty good, but I feel confident that if you are bad at stick shaking this might be more fun than you could shake that stick at. It depends on how good you are with a stick, really.

First: A brand new ad for Legend of the Burrito Blade is up. It’s too wide to put here, I think so instead I will link to it. Go look. Enjoy.

Remember, you can subscribe to Burrito Blade via RSS (or if you are on LiveJournal you can subscribe to The LJ Feed instead).

Legend of the Burrito Blade is an ongoing webcomic, launching in January, written by me, drawn by Renato Pastor and edited by Lauren Vogelbaum. Updating every Mon, Weds, and Fri, Legend of the Burrito Blade is … well … besides the ads you’ll see.

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And now have four minutes of baby pandas wrestling:

Oh Tim Curry… Oh… so wonderful and yet… so… very… well see for yourselves.

Just watch this guy who trains at a batting cage, and well … wait till you see what he can do with a cork…

Pan-Kun celebrated his 7th birthday by taking a ride on a Segway!

From the guys that brought you the Take On Me literal version comes a new outing: