So, as I’m sure you know, inflation is becoming a fairly widespread fetish. Wrap yourself in a suit of spandex or lycra and inflate it around yourself. Yes, some people get off on this. Some people get off by fucking stuffed animals. Who are we to judge?

No, let’s, just for a second, judge.

So here’s this guy, who has a bunch of videos, who is into inflation. Except he has a special, custom, Superman suit he likes to inflate. First up we have video of him inflating the suit with standing around and ten… I don’t know, dry humping the wall a tiny bit while inflated?

And then, let’s see, I say we go right to the one where he is inflating the suit himself (lungs and tube instead of pressure tank) while on his back in bed. In a Superman suit.

Well. I’m not sure what to think about it, really. Lois Lane isn’t sure either:

Wassup Holmes - a comedy rap musical version of Hound of the Baskervilles. Praise be to the intertubes!

I might need this. Costco has the Emergency Food Supply Bucket! Holy crap on a stick I need TWO!

So, for $75 bucks (normally 85 but 10 dollars off if you order online!) you get this bucket, right? From their site:

“Basic preparation will impact the probability of your family’s survival in an emergency. Delicious and easy to prepare. Each bucket contains 275 servings of Pre-mixed and Pre-seasoned 100% vegetarian and vitamin fortified food. With a 20 year long shelf life, this kit is perfect for the preparation of natural disasters such as hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes or even for a camping or hunting trip.”

It contains:

275 Servings that break down as follows:

30 Servings - Potato Bakon
25 Servings - Corn Chowder
25 Servings - Ala King
25 Servings - Cacciatore
25 Servings - Western Stew
25 Servings - Country Noodle
25 Servings - Rice Lentil
45 Servings - Whey Milk
25 Servings - Blueberry Pancakes
25 Servings - Barley Vegetable

Total Weight: 23 lbs.

All Meals 100% Vegetarian and Vitamin Fortified
Sealed in convenient Weather-Proof bucket for easy transport

And my favorite bit:
For best taste and nutritional value, use product before:
20 years of manufacturing date when stored at 60° F (16.6° C)
10 years of manufacturing date when stored at 70° F (21.1° C)

I might need THREE of these! Order yours HERE!

I bring you a clip from some movie that has NINJAS ON ROLLERSKATES!

Thing the first: Spaced: The Complete Series is out at long last. Region 1, in America, only years and years after it should have been released here. Still! New commentaries and extras and all the episodes. So worth your time and money. From the folks that would go on to give you Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz

Thing the second: Ever seen a leopard attack and kill a crocodile? Wanna?

So God thinks we’re all ruined cucumbers and should be electrocuted? Well this guy seems to think that electrocuting a pickle is the same thing as being a christian.

Now, what he’s saying is: Faith in God will cook you alive until steam comes out of your face and ass while your intestines boil and bake. Go religion!

Just found a pic of a great gag toy for kids of all ages. No. Really. Not rascist at all. Nope. Nuh uh.

Best part? “Made in Hong Kong”.

(via Charlotte.com)US Airways plans to remove in-flight movie systems from its domestic aircraft to save about $10 million a year in fuel and other costs.

The carrier decided to pull the entertainment systems because the number of people paying $5 for headsets has dropped even as money spent on jet fuel, maintenance and studio fees has climbed. The video systems add about 500 pounds to a plane’s weight, increasing fuel use.

US Airways had hoped to replace the existing systems with lightweight, individual devices, and will test a fiber-optic system on one plane in October. An 85 percent jump in the price of jet fuel in the past year has changed those plans, Christ said. New Airbus planes delivered to US Airways won’t have any entertainment systems.

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This is the same airline that charges you $2 for drinks that used to come free, $15 to check a bag and $25 to check a second bag. So, really, U.S. Airways is trying like hell to go out of bussiness. It’s a strange tactic.

Cotton: It appears that Peter LaFleur has blindfolded himself.
Pepper: Yeah, he will not be able to see very well, Cotton.

NSFW if your office has a problem with you watching a realistic baby doll hit in slow motion. Did I mention it has a tiny mustache? Because it does.

Why is this not safe for work? Well, to start there’s the implied male rape. And then the doll. And… it is glorious.