So there you are, thinking of making a sex tape. You and your partner, you’re going to have hot sex, right on camera. It still pays, however, to pay attention.

SFW visuals (There may be ads added to the video in an overlay which may NOT be worksafe, however. I can not control the intertubes.). Audio, I dunno. And shit, the video preloads to something that may or may not be SFW, so it is under a cut. Taadaa!
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The best thing the last Punisher movie has done for the world is this, right here:

 
 
 
 
In general, though. If you have to ask permission to be hardcore? You will never be hardcore.

And now you know.

I come to you today to swallow your soul. I considered the ways to do this. Cthulhu, vacuum cleaners with the soul attachment, rebate coupons, reality TV. But then I hit upon the best, and most powerful, way of all. I will use soul sucking, demonic Hello Kitty.

And there you go. SUCKSUCKSUCK Mmmm tasty souls. Filled with cream. Like twinkies. Shut up. Shut up and look at her. Stare into her eyes.

Stare deep.

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Ed, on his Birthday Surprise Vacation, would like to know something:

Just found a pic of a great gag toy for kids of all ages. No. Really. Not rascist at all. Nope. Nuh uh.

Best part? “Made in Hong Kong”.

I decided I needed zome Zod Motivation, so I made us all one. To share. To love. The way Zod loves us.

First it was the pitch-perfect Bruce Campbell commercial, and now Old Spice has gotten Neil Patrick Harris to do a great ad for them. Have at it:

Decent Dark Knight spoof trailer. Not the funniest thing ever but cute.