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Adam P. Knave is a NY based writer who has published numerous works of fiction and non-fiction. He is a frequent contributor and a creative consultant to thefootnote.net and the co-founder of the 5 Story Walkup, LLC publishing house. He reviews books for SFReader.com and Publishers Weekly. Co-founder of TwoHeadedCat.com and abuser of caffeine, APK was born and raised in Manhattan where he still lives.

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* This site is intended for adults only. +18 only, please.

* I am a bad, bad man.

* Every comment in this journal is left in a space where it can be seen by others. As such, it can also be commented on by others. No thread is sacred, no conversation special and private.

* Things might be said or done which offend you. That is your lookout as an adult.

* Different views and ideas will be expressed, and are to be respected - if often mocked at the same time. If you don’t get respect and mocking at the same time, don’t try it.

* Sarcasm is going to happen. If you don’t get sarcasm, well you’ll be fine - just fake it, we won’t notice!

* Do not ever try to put words in my mouth. that is where my foot goes.

* Irony is not to be defined by a Canadian. Remember the last time that happened?

* I am a benevolent dictator. I will not be bothered to police you though. If you can’t police yourself in a public space, eventually you will simply be shot and left so the dogs can chew off your genitals for lunch. I am, to correct, a lazy benevolent dictator.

* I reserve the right to change my mind, be wrong, make mistakes and otherwise fuck things up. In return, I will admit it when this happens. You do the same. Or the fuck else.

Notice:
This Journal is a satire published by Adam P Knave, and is not intended maliciously. APK has invented all names and situations in its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental, or used as a fictional depiction or personality parody (permitted under Hustler Magazine v. Fallwell, 485 US 46, 108 S.Ct 876, 99 L.Ed.2d 41 (1988)). APK makes no representation as to the truth or accuracy of the preceeding information.