First: If you follow UFC (I don’t) and wanna see the TRUE story of what happened this weekend, I have helped you out:

Made for Josh. Because I care.

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In other news, Pete Allen has started writing for the footnote. His first column is here and to go along with it he has started a contest. In his own words:

“New column is up now, and to encourage you to have a look, I will bribe you. Leave a comment either there or here, with some material for me — question from the lovelorn, question from the sous chef, question from the casual diner, I don’t care. Whoever leaves the best question (i.e. the one I can butcher, er, work with for the material for my next column) will get a free copy of footnote’s Bearded Editor/Creative Consultant Adam P. Knave’s new book, “Crazy Little Things.”

Why do I have an extra copy, you ask? Because I was too lazy to get the post office before I moved, and so mailing it is my punishment. What if you already have one? Well, I guess you can play for free.”