Wanna see the Michael Bay script for Dark Knight? Of course you do. Go click and read the AWESOMENESS!

“But which one of the internets do we hack?” “All of them.”

“She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world.”

(And yes of course it’s fake, damn your eyes. But it is exactly what the film would be. And I, for one, want to see it made.)