So there is a new video game out. Wii Deca-Sports. It has CURLING. Yes, really.

That was the 2006 Olympic Curling final. This video game has kick-ass Curling action! NON-STOP CURLING EXCITEMENT!

Think of it! With the Wii remote you can prolly throw the big stupid weight thing or work a god damn brush and sweep the ice! You could possibly do either amazing skill from the comfort of your own home.

CURLING! From the people that brought you THE LOONEY AND TWONEY! It’s CURLING! Here have a video of Jennifer Jones winning the Canadian Curling championships in 2008:

Shit, I hope Hammerpants buys this game! I wanna CURL! I WANNA CURL SO BAD! I WANNA BE THE JAMES BROWN OF CURLING! Fuck! Fuck yes! Fuck! CURLING!