Launched from their doomed home planet, the Golden Cats are attacked by the forces of Social Securi-Tarr and make a crash landing on the planet Flori-Daa. There they find the land in ruins, due to the evil machinations of the vile Bingo-Ra. Together, they vow to fight, and win, the freedom of their new home! They are THE GOLDEN CATS!: Dorothy-O, Rosygra, Blanchro and Sophtara!

Sophtara: It’s too damn sunny out.

Rosygra: The sun is so nice and warm though. I enjoy it.

Sophtara: You would. Freak.

Blanchro: Will you two both cut it out? Yowling all the time! Lordy.

Dorothy-O: I hate you all. But we’re needed! In battle! Quick! Golden cats! Golden Cats! GOLDEN CATS! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Blanchro: We’re right here.

Dorothy-O: Oh, right.

Roseygra: And Blanchro is the only ho here.

Sophtara: It’s true!

Blanchro: Can’t you both shut it?

Yes! It’s THE GOLDEN CATS! Four heroes out to save the world! All of it! The whole world! Just four of them! With slightly candy blue hair! And maybe a cane, sometimes. But still! The world! Saving it!