Ever watch Thundercats?

Cheetara was kinda hot.

They were idiots.

Come on, it was a fun show! That Snarf, well he cracked me up.

You and my Grandmot… oh, right, well that makes sense.

I… well… damn it, yeah.

They were still idiots. Do I talk to myself? Maybe I do. My parents died, it was a dark and cold night in Gotham when…

We can hear you!

My parents AND my uncle died.

Uncle was your own fault.

Well, YEAH! But I learned from it, see?

I learned not to let my relatives get killed after the first two.

Oh Red White and SNAP!

Dayum.

Just sayin’. But we were discussing why the Thundercats were so stupid.

No, you were espousing.

Close enough.

All right, I give, why were the Thundercats dumb?

They were fighting one magical Mummy. One. There were, what, eight Thundercats?

Five, not counting the kids.

Count the kids, they can fight.

what is it with you two? All these teen sidekicks that get killed and you have no problem with it, again and again! It’s sick!

You just whine because you were a teen sidekick with no mentor. Loser.

Ha! Yeah where was… Big Spider to teach you?

You wanna see Big Spidey? Cause I’ll drop trou right now.

Please don’t. It probably shoots webs. Or something horrible. Listen! My point is that the Thundercats had superior numbers and technology and they couldn’t defeat one Mummy! Do you know why?

They didn’t really have clothes on?

It’s true but I don’t think it was really a tactical disadvantage.

No, think about it. Mumm-Ra was in bandages and a cape. The Thundercats were in, what, booties? He had the advantage in cold region fighting. Fur or not!

That doesn’t hold, but regardless it isn’t why. Mumm-Ra, if he saw his reflection, had to retreat into his pyramid. Did the Thundercats ever just wear mirrored outfits? Surround the doors and windows of the pyramid with mirrors maybe? No.

What about Ma-Mutt?

Ma-Mutt was a horrible merchandising mistake.

Like Ace, the Bat-Hound?

Fuck you! Ace is a kick-ass dog and could eat you for lunch.

I wouldn’t push him on this. I once joked about Bat-Mite and got an Bat-earful for three days.

And now you know better.

Than to taunt the crazy man? Yeah. So. Ok, what about Galaxy Rangers?

Oh fuck Galaxy Rangers.

Seriously. At least let’s talk about Silverhawks.

Sure. So… Silverhawks…

Let me tell you why they were idiots…