(thanks to willowfinn for pointing it out to me)

And then the infamous David T. comes at us with a Germanized version of Vanilla Ice’s masterpeice:

All right, halt! Collaborators, listen!
Fritz is back with a brand new invention.
Someone grabs a hold of you tightly,
Gestapo like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Only Himmler knows
To the Russian Front, I don’t wanna go
To the extreme, pillaging like a Vandal.
Invade the stage, singing Wagner and Handel
Scientists rush to make something that booms
Trying to invent a poisonous mushroom
Deadly - with the Allies ahead of me
Harboring spies is a definite felony
Blitz it, or krieg it, you’d better not wait
You’d better hit bullseye, the Brits don’t play
If there was a problem, JA! I solve it
Check out my tank while the Wehrmacht revolve it

Eis Eis Baby…