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April 24th, 2008 by APK

APK: THAT’S NOT A MOON.

Hammerpants: That’s yer mom?

APK: *applause*

Hammerpants: So … last night I learned a valuable lesson

APK: yah?

Hammerpants: If someone is punching for your solar plexus, block to the side, not upward.

Hammerpants: If you block up, you get popped in the chin.

APK: Must… not…. laugh….

Hammerpants: But see, now I know!

APK: Dude. Knowing that was already half the battle. You lost that battle. G.I. OH NOES!

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