Yes, 950,000 volt “Blast Knuckles”. On sale for only $79.97 if you act now. I think I need a pair. Maybe two. Just for the fun of it. They’re like clown buzzers, for the fucked up.

Of course please note:

Stun Guns are currently legal but with restrictions in the following areas:
State: CT, FL, IN, NC, ND, OH and WA.

Stun Guns are prohibited in the following areas:
State: DC, HI, IL, MA, MI, NJ, NY, RI and WI.
City: Annapolis, Baltimore and Philadelphia.
County: Howard County, MD.

So no Batman electro-knuckles for me. I am sad now.