(Thanks to Adrienne Jones for the heads up on this): So there is a new porn in town. Oh hells yes there is.

RE-PENETRATOR

From the site: Re-Penetrator is the story of a stripper (Joanna Angel), who after being dead for twenty years, is resurrected back to life by perverted mad scientist Dr. Hubert Breast (Tommy Pistol). Dr. Breast vaginally injects the long-dead, but exquisitely preserved, exotic dancer with special serum so the re-penetrated corpse will return from the VIP room in hell and crave nothing but sex. After he injects her with a gooey green potion the stripper awakens with an insatiable craving for balls, and she fucks the mad scientist from the gurney to the grave.

So let’s see. Undead. Lovecraft parody. Porn. Winner of the 2006 AVN Award for Most Outrageous Sex Scene. From the folks that brought you The XXXORCIST. A movie so gore-filled and sex-filled it was banned from a number of internet sites. Yeah.

Oh, and if you were curious about The XXXorcist: In The XXXorcist, after all other exorcism methods fail, Father Merkin (Tommy Pistol) has no other option but to screw the hell (and the devil) out of a possessed woman, Regan Teresa MacFeel (Joanna Angel). Her Mother, Mrs. MacFeel (Kylee Kross) looks on helplessly until she succumbs to the evil and becomes possessed as well. Father Merkin is forced to fight for his life…with his genitals.

Now isn’t that a great kicker line? “…with his genitals.” Gotta respect that one. You just do.

In other totally unrelated news, here is a video of a samurai sword being shot at by a .50 cal machine gun. Can it cut bullets? What do you think? Yeah this video is utterly worth your time.

That’s what we do here. Porn, swords and guns. Oh, and:

Porn. Swords. Guns. And the Care Bear Stare. Exactly.