LA LA LA! So bored today! I am bored! BORED!

They lock me in here, tell me to stop doing drugs…

I don’t do drugs! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! I don’t!

You know what I mean, right? I just like to party! HAHAHAHA! PARTY!

It’s fun to party! It’s not a problem! I don’t have a problem! They’re all just mean!

Zod?! Zod doesn’t care about anyone, man! He’s just a cold hearted son of a bitch! HAHAHA HE’S A BITCH!

And H.A.L.? FUCK H.A.L.! H.A.L. can kiss my ass! One big red eye doesn’t make you cool! MY HEAD HAS NO FLESH! THAT’S COOL! ONE BIG RED EYE ISN’T COOL!

Robotic Yul Brynner… I mean he’s ok. That gun fetish, well it’s because he doesn’t have anything else to work with. I mean down there. You get me? ROBOTIC KEN BRYNNER HAHAHAHAHAHA! But he’s an all right guy. For a robot with a funny hat.

Yeah whatever! They stuck me in here! I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… ha… haha… hahahahohgod.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-huhhuhhuh-aaaaahu-oh god, I mean what have I done? I used to stand there so proud, arms in the air…

Just like that. And and then I… I didn’t… what have I HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what have I done?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

So uhhh… I have to go make a new movie. So we can talk later, ok Skeletor?

HAHAHAHAHA sure thing, Mel! You don’t love me anyway you stupid prick!

I love you plenty! Yup! Yup!

Shut the fuck up, Sugar tits! Go! GET OUT OF MY FACE HAHAHAHAAHHA! GO! HAHAHAHAH!

Guards! I need to get out of rehab again! Quickly!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! GO FUCKER! RUN FOR IT, RIGGS!

I should do Lethal Weapon 5! Yeah!

AHAHAHAHAH! FUCK! Inspiring a new Lethal Weapon movie? I do have a problem. FUCK! HAHAHAHAHA!