It’s time for the next entry in the DSA (The DAZZLER Service Announcement)! This time out I give you Part 2: Where Demons Fear To Dwell!

Featuring: The Enchantress! The Avengers, the Fantastic Four, Spider-Man, the X-Men, agents, stagehands, trolls AND MORE!

It even has Cassandra Ferlenghetti! And more Exclamation points than your FDA requirments!

So go forth and read the DAZZLER Service Announcement! Otherwise disco singers with grudges and laser shooting abilities may just come to find you ar home. While you’re sleeping. And you don’t want that.

Oh no, you don’t what that at all.

The DAZZLER Service Announcement - part of your daily disco breakfast.

From the column itself:

You hardly see it these days but back in the ’80s it felt like if the X-Men weren’t out fighting they were in the Danger Room. How much time can you spend in a room called the Danger Room without getting hurt before you think of it as only the Fairly Hitty Room? And after a few years does it go down to only That Room Where We’re Bored?

Eventually they’ll have to refer to it as simply “The Room.” No sense of style in that. Also, as a last Danger Room note, I think Crunch gyms should have Danger Rooms. To hell with treadmills and stationery bikes. Dodge some missiles and metal tentacles for a while. That’ll get you in shape!

(You can also go back and read part one)