I was in COSTCO last week, or one of those COSTCO-esque stores. I never go to these places but I did, ’cause I was with family. But anyway. They had diapers and other like-minded products all together. In this little make-shift fenced in side corner thing.

And so I said, very loudly:

“NOBODY PUTS BABY products IN THE CORNER!”

… why do people let themselves be seen with me in public? I’m just… well I’m just like that, actually.