Fair warning: This week and next this blog will slow the fuck down to sub-light speeds as I focus on some writing projects that need more attention. Not saying “no posts” just saying “god knows how often”. So don’t be surprised if I drop off the face of the Earth for a few days at a time.

In other news: I am super-extra helpful as the second player in super Mario Galaxy. By which I mean I can make your life living, hysterical, hell if you let me play with you.

In yet other news: I got to introduce yet someone else to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. On Christmas, no less.

In yet more other news: Go enjoy a chainsaw powered motorcycle.