Me? I want some new chains, foo’!

Christmas? A present? I would like an end to crime… poverty… the spread of justice… what do you mean “something feasible”? Fine! Some new winter tights.

I want my Uncle Ben back. And no one better buy me another box of rice! That isn’t funny anymore! All right? It isn’t!

I just want in on the new Star Trek movie, damn it.

Hmmm… I’d like peace on Earth and maybe more music in people’s souls and… what do you mean “something feasible”? Fine! Some new winter tights.

I’d just like for everyone to stop thinking I’m He-Man! I’m simply lowly Prince Adam.

He-Man!

I am not He-Man!

He-Man! He-Man! He-Man!

Will you two stop fight? Sheesh. I know that I want… hmm… the slow painful death of Marsha.

He-Ma… wait what? That’s harsh, little girl.

Pfft. Everyone says that! Marsha Marsha Marsha!

He-Man! He-Man! He-Man!

Marsha Marsha Marsha!

You… you wanna go grab some egg-nog?

Did you spike it?

Of course! HAHAHAHAHA!

It’s a date, Freaky-deak.

Wow, that sounds horrific. Uhm, right. Anyway. I just want to keep being as awesome as I already am. Hey! What do you mean “something feasible”?! Fucker.