Atomic Wave sunglasses. Be the cool kid on your block. Kill epileptics! Rule the world! For only $19.95 if you act right now. They come in green and blue.

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Inflatible gigantic hands for only 20 bucks even. They’re huge and have velcro so you can pin the fingers down. Which means two giant instances of the shocker, if you want it bad enough.

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A flux capacitor. Over 16 inches tall by about a foot wide, it runs on batteries and each one is a numbered limited replica. On sale for $220, for now.

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Here’s a strange one for you. The contura ring. You submit a photo and they make the ring so that it matches the profile of the picture you supply. I kinda like it. I kinda do. At $624 each I don’t like it THAT much, but I still do like it.

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Virtual bubblewrap keychain. It has little buttons. They feel like bubblewrap. They sound like it, too. I dunno, I don’t think it would replace real bubblewrap for me, but it is tempting. Very. Ten bucks.