Screaming Octopus Clitoral Vibrator. Waterproof. Comes with batteries. Also can be bought in purple pink or blue. On sale for £9.99 now.

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Beef Jerky underwear. Not a lie. $139 bucks. Really? For underwear made from jerky?

That’s kinda…

Fucking lame, but there you go!

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HOT WHEELS Maniacs Street Tuner. It’s a car. A $9.99 toy car. So what.

So what?

From the product features: Each car features a pixilated driver in the car’s windshield who begs, pleads and asks for more pain. Features allow kids to over-feed, electro shock, knock around, and otherwise torture these digital drivers.

I want one. I want two! Three!

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Webcam. That’s it, it’s a webcam. But it’s a cool looking webcam for $11.69, though it has weak ass resolution. Still. Cheap and pretty. So there you have it.