(via Asahi) Do you gamble in at the Edogawa Kyotei boat race course? It’s in Tokyo, if that helps. Well, if you don’t you may want to start gambling now.

You see, they have a goat. A robot goat that eats tickets. Did you lose? Does that make you mad? Feed your ticket to the goat! That’s what it’s for! The 5.2 foot tall robot goat has a sensor in its mouth. Put in a ticket and away it chews. NOM NOM NOM! No more ticket!

Praise the robot goat!

According to the goat keeper: “It eats up your frustrations so that you will have better luck with the next race.”

Now I buy that. I think OTB needs a few of these. Hell all places that sell lottery tickets should also have a robot goat. Because come on, it would make everyone feel better!

To hell with that, I want a bigger goat, I want a goat big enough to buy and use as a personal shredder. Junk mail? Feed it to the goat! Shit yes, this is perfect.

Someone get me a giant robot goat, STAT!