Does the War on Terror frighten you? Do you feel that the terrorists are scared now? Now that they know we’re serious?

Shit maybe they don’t know how serious we are! We need something that’ll send a message to them. To their hearts. To the Frank Miller written dark hearts they have thumping like a lustful wild night full of stars and rain. A heart of… sorry, got Miller-ized.

We need a logo!

Yes! That’s it! A LOGO!

Well thank your lucky stars, my friends, because the CIA is one step ahead of you (like always, slacker).

From the CIA’s own website, the War on Terrorism section to be specific I bring you:

TERRORIST BUSTER

This is for real. This is the CIA’s own logo for the War on Terror. Right there. No lie. Call him Buster for short. Or Busty, maybe. Busty. He has spunk.

Fuck spunk, he looks like someone ripped off the Ghostbusters and added a half melted plastic fucking gun. He’s smiling! YAY! Look at me! I’m a logo! Fear me car bombers! No more time for you! Red line express to gonesville! Woohoo!

Yeah. I can feel the fear already.

The War on Terror: Brought to you by Mattel.