Ever think about how you want to die and what you want the services to be like? I do.

I know a few things:

* I want to die in a bizarre way. Something that makes a great story and that can be laughed at.

* I want a wake that’s a party. The kind of thing were you spilled beer on the corpse.

* There should be strippers at the wake.

* My pall bearers should be midgets. Preferably Mini-Kiss in full costume.

* Someone should pour a Red Bull on the casket, for their fallen homie.

* There needs to be a pony with a big sign on it’s neck reading “Not Yours”.

* And all the signs for the wake should be written in lolcat.

I don’t ask for much.