All right, question time.

In Canada there is no paper money below a fiver. Everything lower is change: Loonies and toonies and so on.

So what do Canadians do in strip clubs?

I mean a wad of singles, here in the US is considered “stripper money”. That’s what such a wad is for. Folding and sticking in various elastic bands of various flimsy articles of clothing.

So do Canadians only reward strippers with fives and up? They can’t be shoving coins into waistbands, that would only end in issues. Do they pelt the stripper with coins? Like a stoning?

I need to know how this works!