Taken from an email conversation with Meg who suggested I post it here:

Do you want to have endless sleepless nights?

Always be behind in your private and personal life as well as your professional one?

Dream of never knowing enough?

Would you like a career where no matter what you do, it could all vanish in an instant for no good reason?

Do you daydream about being someone just famous enough to be constantly hated on the internet but never famous enough for it to actually matter outside of a genre convention?

Would you love to have a job where everyone secretly thinks you don’t do anything, and that they could do it better - no matter how good or bad you do things?

Are you too attached to your liver, and just want to sever the remaining ties between you two?

Do you just hate yourself on some level?

Then you should be A WRITER!

Call now for our free brochure. Which was written by someone paid tiny amounts of cash for the work, and who we don’t even give credit to.

WELCOME to the wonderful life of WRITING!

ACT NOW! Offer good while gullibility lasts!