Hmmm. ‘The Merciless’, yes, I am Ming, the Merciless. I am without mercy. Sans mercy. Non-mercium. Yep.

Woa. Really?

I have no mercy. I don’t even know what it looks like. Me and mercy aren’t on speaking terms.

Woa. Deep.

You simpleton. I should kill you, except that your buffoonish ways remind me of that other simpleton.

Flash? Woa, I remind you of Flash Gordon? Cool.

Not Flash, you insufferable moron! He-Man!

I’m not He-Man. I’m Prince Adam.

You’re He-Man.

Nope, Prince Adam.

He-Man! He-Man! He-Man!

Shut it, Skeletor.

Anyway, He-Man, you’re dumb. Go cope.

AAaaaahahahahahaha! Yeah! Stupid!

You shut the fuck up and go with him.

What? I thought we were BFF, Ming!

Hi. Who has a death ray and no mercy? Ming. Nice to meetcha.

Maaaaan.

Woa. That was fucked up.

Hmm? Yes. Have we met?

Like, yeah, totally, Ming-dude.

Quick, Who has a death ray and no mercy?

Uhhhhh, what?

Ming. Nice to meetcha.

Huh? Dude…

Look, Keanu! Over there! A uni-puppy-corn and it’s riding a magical carpet through rainbows!

What? Totally sweet dude! Where is it? I gotta, like, see… OW! Why’d you shoot me with a laser?

*sigh* Merciless? Ring a bell?

Huh? Hey, Ming-dude, wanna go grab some grub? We could totally get our coffee on…

I… without mercy? You… I… fine! Fine! One cup of coffee, buffoon! Then Ming will destroy you!

BFF, like, forever, Ming-dude!