Had to head out to the supermarket today. Various items were needed, but really it was simply that there was no Red Bull here. Not a single can. None. All that other food purchased? that was a cover for the fact that only the Red Bull mattered.

Anyway. In this supermarket, and I don’t go to those anymore I use Fresh Direct, and in a supermarket in San Francisco mind you, and there is a Starbucks. In the supermarket. Near the deli counter.

Say what?

Well fine. If that’s the gauntlet they’re gonna throw, then fine. So be it! So while there was shopping going on there was also a big-ass (that’s a size, people) cup with about 4837490.746 shots of espresso in it. Because that’s how I roll.

That’s how I roll.

Now people are back here and I have to run.

I can run really fast with 93872094857943.092847 shots of espresso in me.