All right children. Question and answer time. I ask the questions! You give the answers! These are both going to be fairly sexual in nature so consider yourselves warned. Or don’t. Just close your eyes and drop your pants and everything will be just fine. You trust me, don’t you? What? No, that isn’t the sound of a rubber glove you just heard. Ignore it. Just focus on the questions.

Question One: How much would you charge if someone wanted to make a Real Doll of you? They wouldn’t be there when the casting was done but the doll would be a replica of you to the pore. Exactly, or as close as Real Dolls can get, like you in face and body. What would it take to get you to say yes to that?

Question Two: This question needs some back story! I heard a story today from a friend of mine about someone who masturbated in his office. He really couldn’t wait to get home or go to a bathroom and so he ended up pulling up the edge of his chair mat and jerking off against it. Now, as fucked up as that human is, he is not the question. The question is simple. What piece of office furniture would you fuck first, if you had to fuck one? Men? Women? Rubbing ff on a file cabinet? Going to town with your Red Swingline? Mouse up your ass? Dear lord don’t stick your dick in the shredder!