Gatorade has a new product. Gatorade Rain. Now on first hearing about it (via bookofjoe yet again) I assumed this was a product that had a higher acidity than normal Gatorade. But no. Apparently it has less aftertaste and a lighter overall flavor. Which, to me, means it must taste even weaker than normal and more like watered down bullshit. So yay?

But anyway.

Then I saw a picture of one of the flavors: Berry.

Does Prince know? Does he get royalties? See, if this was Ben n’ Jerry it would be called fucking Purple Rain but no. No, instead we all just have to look at it and snicker.

But, really. Rain? It’s supposed to taste more like water, right? Rain? Rain? Really, Rain?

I never meant 2 cause u any heartburn
I never meant 2 cause u any aftertaste
I only wanted 2 one time see u drinking
I only wanted 2 see u drinking up the purple rain

Purple rain Purple rain
Purple rain Purple rain
Purple rain Purple rain

I only wanted 2 see u bathing in the purple rain