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SWORD GUITAR!

June 21st, 2007 by APK

SWORD GUITAR

From the ebay listing:
Here is an absolutely awesome sword guitar from the ESP Custom Shop. It was custom made for the Alfee’s guitar player Takamizawa. This is an awesome one of a kind guitar.

The Alfee is one of the biggest rock acts in Japan and Takamizawa is well known for his Angel and other Gothic themed guitars. Notice the cool as hell wings on this baby!!! I have included some links to sites featuring his guitars etc. But look around on your own too!! I imagine whoever buys this will have been wanting something like this and know all about them already though.
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All right. Enough with the descriptions. What does it look like?


FUCK YEAH!

I mean here’s this guy in Japan, playing for a band with this fucking thing. And you know he thinks he’s in an anime where he has to use the Sword Guitar to fight off monsters, right? He’s all doing a bitchin’ solo and then it’s all slash and stab and wooosh! Yeah! FUCK YEAH!

Sword Guitar!
Oh how I love thee!
Sword Guitar!
You stabbed my fam-i-ly!
Sword Guitar!
Nothing is better!
Sword Guitar!
I’ll use you forever!

Yeah, I figure SG has a theme song.

Sword Guitar!
Sword Guitar!
Stabbing my enemies!
Sword Guitar!
Sword Guitar!
Slicing their flesh with G’s (background: G-chords, oh yeah!)
Sword Guitar!

I mean why wouldn’t something as wonderful and powerful as the SWORD GUITAR have a fucking theme song? You’re damn right it does.

DAMN RIGHT!

SWORD GUITAR!

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