“All right, Gerald? So your motivation for this next scene is clear.”

“Aye! Tonight I act in hell!”

“No, all right, see Leonidas…”

“For honor! For Actor’s Guild Credit! For DVD sales!”

“Look, just, seriously, we need to shoot this…”

“I think someone switched my script with an episode of Everyone Loves Raymond.”

“Let me see that, what no! Why would you even…”

“Hahaha! Fool! This is not the Raymond you love! This is SPARTA!”

“Look. Gerald. We have a long night ahead of us and if we could just…”

“Ask the oracle.”

“No.”

“Ask the oracle. You have to ask the…”

“She went home.”

“So, plans for a sequel?”

“Uhm. You die in this movie.”

“Sure. But then we could do 300 - Table in Hell. It could even be a comedy, as Leonidas and his men try to get seated to dine in hell, only to learn there aren’t 300 free seats left.”

“I hate you.”

“It’s good to be the king.”

“Go get killed by some Persians, will you?”

“Can I get a Superman logo in the back of my cape?”

“Go! Act! Work for a living!”

“I go to act in hell, all right.”