“I was fighting Megatron, you know, like we do…”

“And he had me at gunpoint. And he said that I would
be reborn. With flames. And exposed joints. It scared me.”

“And I felt my resolve grow. ‘Fuck that, Megatron!’ I
told him. ‘And if I’m gonna have flames then your face will
look like an asshole!’ and then I stood.”

“And I pounded on him for a while, because who the
fuck wants flame decals and shitty design work done
to them?”

“And just before I woke up I pulled my rifle on
him and laughed and said, ‘Remember, your face?
It’ll look like a puckered up asshole.’ and then I shot him,
and woke up. Strange huh?”

“Star Scream! Attend me! I just had the strangest
dream… my face! Is my face all right?”