Do you have a bird feeder? Do squirrels eat from it? Do you want them to stop? Alternatively do you want to just fuck with some squirrel’s heads?

But the Twirl-a-Squirrel. No, seriously.

See, it spins when someone of a decent weight sits on it, like a squirrel, but not when a bird sits on the bird feeder. So it’s safe for birds but when a squirrel sits there, around and around it goes.

No, honest. Here’s a video of it: