Jakks toys got the license for Rocky. They could produce Rocky toys at will! And they planned a line of all sorts of different characters and poses and looks and everything.

But then they went too far.

How far, you might ask, is too far for an “action figure”?

I present to you The Meat. Yup. It’s a side of beef and a bloody smock. Remember the first movie? When Rocky goes and wears a smock while punching a side of beef?

Now you too can recreate that moment with your own plastic side of beef and… bloody smock… to dress your Rocky toys up in.

The Meat.

The.

Meat.