Today I was asked by a good friend and generally all around smart guy: how do these people procreate? (while discussing various stupid people including an ex-roomie of mine who once got a houseplant for his gf as a V-Day gift)

And I thought about it for a second. And then I replied:

And yes I know ferrets ARE smart. I do not claim they are NOT smart. I simply claim that fucking does not increase their IQ