It’s the showdown of the ages! That’s right! It’s:

CARROT TOP VESUS DANNY BONADUCE!

Two shall enter. One shall leave.

That’s right! Thunderdome style, boyee! It’s time to answer the ultimate question! That which everyone wants to know! The answer above all answers!

Who the fuck cares about either of these guys?

And that answer, my friends, will be found in spilled blood.

Now early word has Carrot Top the favorite, mostly due to the fact he has no eyes and his face seems removable. What lies beneath that plastic shell of a face and horrible top-knot? NO MAN KNOWS! It could be an alien, it could be Pauly Shore, it could be your mom, but whatever it is, can it take out The Bonaduce?

Danny Bonaduce, ladies and gentleman, the man, the myth, the rehab story. Sure he kinda looks like Gimli, but damn it that means he probably swings a mean axe! Bonaduce may not be the favorite going into this match up but he has heart, rage and leather pants.

This will be a fight, I tell you what! A fight to the death! A fight for the ages! A fight for a VH-1 special, probably. But still, a fight!

Or I could’ve just seen pictures of the two of them and realized… I mean look at them! Yeah. Anyway… uhh… never mind.