Why I love Ann Coulter
by Adam P. Knave, age 31
She wrote: “In 1969, Nixon became president and the world was safe again.”

With a straight face, even. How can you not adore this woman?

“It [Nixon's Vietnam plans] would have worked, but the Democrats were desperate for America to lose. They invented “Watergate,” the corpus delicti of which wouldn’t have merited three column-inches during the Clinton years, and hounded Nixon out of office.”

Come on! Why doesn’t she have her own weekly spot at a comedy club yet?