Ex-President Gerald Ford died.

“Ford, the oldest surviving former U.S. president, died Tuesday, his wife, Betty Ford said. The former first lady’s statement did not say where he died or give a cause of death.”

First of all, I don’t know that I trust Betty Ford.

Second of all, I really wanna know if he tripped, fell and died.

Mean? Maybe. Heartless? Possibly. But you know that somewhere you are all thinking it, too.