I’m not sure… chicken or fish?

I like fish. I really like fish.

But what if it’s bad fish?

Then we can have chicken! Chicken is yummy for my tummy!

Oooh! Oooh! Bird flu! Could we get bird flu from the chicken?

We aren’t Jews! Only Jews get bird flu!

Is that true though?

My happy juice tells me that it is true. So. Since we aren’t dirty evil Jews, we can have the chicken. YAY!

But maybe the fish…

The chicken laid eggs! We like eggs, too!

Oooh! Oooh! Salmonella!

See that waitress? Damn she’s hot!

What? What about the Salmonella?

What about the tits?!

We could get in trouble again.

Don’t be silly! The happy juice says no!

Salmonella! Arrest! Danger! Danger!

Shut it!

But…

Shut it! We’ll have the chicken, and her tits!

But…

QUIET!

Why do I suddenly want to eat chicken off of
that woman’s breasts? Huh.