MSNBC is reporting that O.J. Simpson is writing a book. Stop laughing. The book is tentatively called “If I Did Do It” and will be a “hypothetical” account of the Nicole Simpson murders.

Of course, MSNBC’s source is the National Enquirer. But hey, any port in a newsworthy storm, right?

“The early part of the book tells how Simpson fell in love with Nicole and how the marriage collapsed, reports the tab. He goes on, according to the article, to describe in gruesome detail the killing of his ex-wife and Goldman; he stipulates that the murder scenes are “hypothetical.” But, notes the tab, the descriptions are “so detailed and so chillingly realistic” that readers are left with little doubt as to what really happened.”

Mostly, beyond all of this, I love the fact that the NE is now a good source to quote for news. Holy shit when did that happen?

Anyway. O.J. Simpson - still murdering scum. There you go.