From Weetanya comes… well shit.

The oddest, strangest porn in a long time. Obviously VERY not safe for work. But to sum it up for you:

Pterodactyl porn.

Seriously. A woman who is fucking a bunch of guys in really shitty Pterodactyl costumes. They flap their little fabric wings a lot while she tries to look like she doesn’t want to laugh. And then the hand puppet comes in. And suddenly it’s a sick Sesame Street moment.

“Look,” the hand puppet Pterodactyl seems to say, “vagina, right there. Can you say vagina? I know that you can.”

But then it looks at the camera and opens its beak and… it looks so offended.

“Why is this woman fucking Pterodactyl half-men creatures,” it cries with its puppet eyes, “when really, she could be cutting her toenails or something? What is wrong with this world? Can’t you help me?”

But we can not help the puppet. We can only watch in shock, and yes awe, as Pterodactyl porn unfolds before us.